Ok, Ok, so the last tag line was a little misleading. The Rock would just as soon as set foot in WCW as Vince McMahon would, but c'mon people! That's what imagination is all about! So with my overactive imagination, I present to you a what if tale. What if the Rock actually came to WCW? There are so many different possible scenarios, here's one I thought would be the most entertaining.

WCW Monday Nitro............A night that will live in infamy.......The fireworks have started the show and the Nitro Girls are out! They are dancing up a storm to the, ahem, thousands in attendance tonight! The rumors are flying about the Rock's sudden no-show from Wrestlemania, but that is all hearsay because tonight, Nitro is Live! (yea......)

As Tony Shavonie and Mark Madden get settled in, the familiar Latino pop music comes on, and Juventud Guerrera comes out! The crowd stilts a mild response as Juvi climbs into the ring, trademarked swagger in tow, grabs the microphone and shouts to the crowd, "Finally, the Juice, has come back, to....to....", looks to the announcer and asks, "Hey, exactly where are we again?" right into the mic, drawing several boos from the crowd. As the announcer was just about to tell him where, Juvi shouts back," IT DON'T MATTER WHERE WERE AT!" More boos rain down on Juvi as the announcer calls the masked La Parka to the ring!

La Parka seems to be walking with more purpose tonight, as he forgoes the usual chair strumming and heads straight for Juventud! Instead of the usual tie-up, La Parka goes for a flurry of rights to the jaw, flooring Juventud. La Parka then picks up the chair he brought into the ring and smashes Juventud with it, causing the disqualification for La Parka. The ref tries to take the chair from him, but is instead given a sidewalk slam! La Parka then drags Juvi's limp body to the middle of the ring, and, standing over him, rips off his mask to reveal...........The Rock! The once-docile crowd is now on there feet in amazement as the Rock throws his La Parka mask into the crowd, and prepares to drop the People's Elbow! After laying out Juvi with the Elbow, the Rock grabs the Microphone and says, "Finally, the Rock has come down, to lay the smacketh down, upon Juventud's candy ass!" As the crowd comes to life, the Rock continues, "For the last four years, the Rock has been beating up the same jabroni, after jabroni, after jabroni, and the Rock is sick of it! The Rock came down to this joke of an organization for one reason, AND THE ROCK MEANS, One Reason, only. Because Vince McMahon is too busy playing with his football players to realize that the Rock needs competition! The Rock does not want to waste any more time with Triple H, with the Big Show, with DX, or any more of those Rudy-poo candy asses! And no, The Rock did not come down here for little Juventud, because the only reason the Rock soiled his hands on that jabroni was because he was ripping off the Rock's catch phrases! No, the only one here worthy of the Rock is none other than......Goldberg." The crowd is shocked as they start chanting Goldberg's name. "But the Rock knows, " he continued, "that the only way for Goldberg to go one-on-one with the Great One was for the Rock to come to you Goldberg! Because Goldberg, the Rock knows that if you came to your senses and came up to the WWF, then this company would fall apart, and would just become another tax write off for Ted Turner!" The crowd ohhhs at that last statement. "So the Rock, being the benevolent individual he is, has decided to come to you, Goldberg, as the Millions....." the crowd chants, "And Millions!" The Rock continues on, "Of the Rock's fans watch around the world as you, Goldberg, with smoke and steam coming out of your nose, as the people chant, your name.........." As the crowds starts the Goldberg chant, the Rock screams,"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU'RE NAME IS!"

The crowd stops. The Rock continues, "And then the Rock comes out with the people chanting, the Rock's name......" The crowd starts the 'Rocky' chant. "And then the Rock, will proceed to check your candy ass directly into the Smackdown Hotel!" The crowd gives a loud pop as the Rock finishes off, "If YaSmeeeeeeeeeellllalalala! what the Rock!" The crowd pops as Rock lifts his eyebrow and concludes, "Is cooking!" The Rock is about ready to leave when Goldberg's theme music comes on and Goldberg comes out! Goldberg then says," Hey Rock! You think you're impressing me? You think you're the Great One? Well Rock, the only thing you are is, YOU'RE NEXT!" The Rock and Goldberg charge each other when..........

Hey I'm not going to make it that easy for you! Now it's your turn! Tell me how you would finish the scenario! E-mail me at the address below and tell me how it would turn out. Who would be left standing? Goldberg or the Rock? You Decide! Talk to ya next week!